mars 2012
Anonyme a demandé : Jellyowl, you are my absolute favorite <3 how in the world do you manage to upkeep this constant stream of awesome
février 2012
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General Public: Alright, what are pop music's stars up to?
Katy Perry: I released a 1 year-old song that sounds like every other song I've ever released, in a vain attempt to capitalize on my failed marriage.
Rihanna: Here's a sexy, sexy, remix of a 1 minute song with the guy who left me looking like a bruised banana three years ago.
Nicki Minaj: I wore a party city robe and toyed with Catholicism at the Grammys without really having much of a message just hours after the death of Whitney Houston.
Lady Gaga: I've been in hiding for a while but I'm getting ready to launch my new charity, called the Born This Way Foundation that will encourage a braver, kinder world.
General Public: OMG, Gaga you need to stop being such an attention whore, tranny slut, copycat whore and start being normal like the other girls. You don't see them doing stupid shit for attention.
I don't think I've ever met anyone that claimed that Katy Perry, Nicki Minaj, and Rihanna were anything other than fellow pop attention whores. It's all one big trend of out-FASHUNing the next music hooker. Calm your sparkly tits. I also love how celebrities are, like, good people because they donate/create charities. You'd think that anyone that rich would immediately want to help others and improve the world in some way with their popularity and wealth, hell, I do that and I'm fucking far from rich. Gaga isn't a saint for starting a charity, she's doing what she should be doing as a fucking human being with loads of extra money. We just have gone blind by our ever-present circle jerk with celebrity that we immediately make a saint out of one that isn't a completely greedy, self-absorbed cuntwad. Shut the fuck up. P.S.- IT'S FUCKING POP MUSIC. IT'S KITSCH. IT'S MINDLESS. IT'S WIDELY UNDERSTOOD AND EASY TO ENJOY NO BRAIN USAGE ALLOWED. Applying too much logic to pop stars and their role in the "general public" psyche is as useless as the rant I've just made.
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